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• I’ve been turned down by the Chocoprince. FML

  May 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This website wasted 10 minutes of my life. FML.

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• vancouver is on such a low after the olympics and paralympics. FML

  March 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Math 221 prof farted right next to be during a midterm. FML.

  March 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The Olympics break is over. FML.

  February 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have no boobs. FML

  February 28, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • bornforthe70s 2:46 am on February 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it depends on how you identify yourself genderally (is that even a word) FML, as a man, woman, trans, confused or any other of those identities. if you don’t idenfity, then it’s not a problem. a man, not a problem, a women, it depends.

    • ChuckNorris_Lives 10:02 pm on April 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      “a women, it depends”

      > Some ppl would beg to differ on that item. . ..

• I take six courses and am an alcoholic. FML.

  February 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • ChuckNorris_Lives 10:07 pm on April 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Stop bitching. I’m doing an MBA and I’m an alcoholic, and *still* my classes suck. F-M-L (!)

• I go to the same university as some idiot that made this wack website? FML

  February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just read my friend’s shirt from ‘Queen’s University’ as
  “QUE” “EN’S” – FMfrenchL

  February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• confused FSH and LH when lectured my girlfriend about her cycle. It’s day 20 when she ovulates, right? FBio and FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• my boyfriend calls me pet names in languages i can’t understand from whacking off to international porn. FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• my pants are still wet from last week. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• roomate singing cantonese pop songs in shitty falsetto at 4am, then laughing hysterically at the songs. FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Fuck the noisy fart chairs in the Harry Potter room! (sorry to guy beside me who hit me when i laughed at his farting chair). FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Why do i keep seeing that asshole on facebook. aw fuck, why am i even on facebook. FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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